Someone who is just soannoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)
Nitsua: So like I was talking to Haras the other day.
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!
v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.
"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."
When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.