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Eighth Base 

Spawn camping milf hunters often try to go straight to Eighth Base with a pregnant girl on the first date.
Eighth Base by rip-torn February 12, 2022

that 60 an eighth shit 

1.) Exceedingly dank marijuana that costs $60.00 in U.S. currency for one eighth (3.5g)
a. What's up dude, what are y'all up to tonight?
b. Not too much man, just gettin' some dank.
a. Oh, word? Is it that 60 an eighth shit?
b. Duh.
that 60 an eighth shit by Carker October 7, 2009

the eighth wonder 

Extra clever.
Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?
Mari: I FUCKING LOVE LISTENING TO THE EIGHTH WONDER
Jakob: same

first or eighth 

A term popularized in video game "Team Fight Tactics" when describing a playstyle of taking (usually greedy) risks with the ultimate goal of winning the game (first) while knowing that the risk can otherwise lose the player the game (eighth).

The term is flexible as it can be used even when there are fewer than 8 players alive in the lobby. For instance, the term can be used by a player in a lobby of only two players left. This playstyle indicates that the player considers any placing other than first to be an eighth.
Should I level here and stabilize my board or should I hold econ?

Ah fuck leveling I'm going first or eighth!
first or eighth by Plana December 12, 2020

hung eighth grader 

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer
A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy
hung eighth grader by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

half eighth 

1/16th of an ounce of marijuana. This is usually scaled out to 1.75 grams, normally costing $25 and in some extreme opportunistic cases $30 for ridiculously beautiful buds.
Yo.. any chance I can score a half eighth off of you tonight?
half eighth by loudognigg February 15, 2006