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clean up on isle my pants 

me when I watch noel deyzels videos
couldn't even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on isle MY PANTS😂😂😂

no clean up days

masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.
I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.

Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
no clean up days by ronnie_e September 23, 2009

Whiskey Creek Clean Up 

When one makes an even bigger mess while attempting to clean up a previous mess.
Also refers to doing a crappy job.
What a total whiskey creek clean up! Putting peanut shells over your spilled milk in attempts to clean it up.

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
kleenex clean up by doc hargrove August 16, 2006

catalina clean up 

When one dumps on another's chest and that person then consumes the feces, regurgitates the feces and then the original dumper consumes the regurgitated feces, enjoyably.
Ned dropped a Cleveland steamer on Daniel's chest. The two of them then performed the Catalina clean up.
catalina clean up by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

Hazmat Clean-Up 

The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.
You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.
Hazmat Clean-Up by king j$ August 9, 2010