bubble gum chewer 

Willfully ignorant person who blissfully passes time mechanically chewing gum with no light bulbs on upstairs in the noggin, and only wants to enjoy themselves and talk about vapid pop culture and never hurt their brain with boring or inconvenient substantive topics that make them uncomfortable.

Can you keep the topic to something light and fun? I don't want bubble gum chewers like Becky and Chad to get uncomfortable and call 911 on us, and shut happy hour down.

bubble gum chewer by savmont June 3, 2020

Cherry Chewer 

This can only be preformed once, a vigirn (so enjoy). When you pop a girl's cherry and you feel the blood on the shaft, you go down and suck the blood from the popped cherry and you may Hyman tissue and you chew on it.

1. (Girl) Im a virgin
2. (Guy) Well im gonna doa cherry chewer on you then.

Cherry Chewer by Futchpacker May 29, 2009

Chuff Chewer 

A female/Lesbian who likes to drink from the furry cup and gets carried away while doing so!

That girl was so good, she's a brilliant Chuff Chewer, you need to hook up with her asap, she won't disappoint!

Chuff Chewer by OopsyDaisy2010 March 3, 2011

enchilada chewer 

Derogatory term for a person of Mexican or Hispanic origin or ancestry. Typically used when discussing someone you don't like or get along with who happens to be Hispanic.

John: Man, I can't stand that one Pedro dude. He keeps talking about fucking politics.
Jesse: You mean Enchilada Chewer, right? I can't stand his ass, either.

enchilada chewer by Goth Hipster December 8, 2017

Pen Chewer 

A pen chewer is a fetish on the rise. Many young and troubled girls with boyfriend issues as well go through a pen chewer with phase. The fetish is closely related to that of the tentacle fetish. The idea of a pen turns them on so but they want to just bite it and let all the ink out. These victims of this fetish suffer from Snapchat disorder, actually classified as a phobia sufferers tend to get noticeably angry when people don’t snap back. A pen chewer is a fetish that shouldn’t really exist yet it does.

Grant: Peri is a pen Chewer
Carson: ew wtf

Pen Chewer by notcarsondont@me June 6, 2019

crown chewer 

It's so funny dude.

I just though of the funniest thing dude.....crown chewer

crown chewer by tht1dbag October 13, 2020

gristle chewer 

lesbian

that girl is a gristle chewer

gristle chewer by Garry1971 March 5, 2021