The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival 

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008

chloe catastrophic

she is the coolest girl ever! she's also known as gink. DON'T TRY TO BE HER. SHE WILL BEAT YOU DOWN.

chloe catastrophic can't be copied.

chloe catastrophic by Isaac Impausible September 17, 2008

catastrophe 

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.

Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.

catastrophe by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia 

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.

Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia by 21st Century Renaissance Man March 21, 2012

Catastrophe 

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

Catastrophe by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Valentines Catastrophe 

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

Valentines Catastrophe by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

catastrophised 

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

catastrophised by stuartc1 December 1, 2020