Angry Pirate Dragon

The Angry Pirate Dragon is A cross Between the Angry Pirate and Angry Dragon.

When a male is recieving oral sex from his partner and is about to cum he forces her mouth as far down on his cock as possible thus making his sperm exit through her nose halfway through his ejaculation he pulls out and puts it in her eye and as she stands he kicks her in the shin. As she gets up her face looks like an angry dragon as she hops on one leg saying "ARRR".

" Mitchel decided at the last minute to turn the angry dragon into the angry pirate dragon. His Girlfriend was pissed"

Angry Pirate Dragon by Jazzybabe March 26, 2008

angry pirate kickback 

after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.

sweetie, this is how you get angry pirate kickback ...

angry pirate kickback by blackpudding July 29, 2013

Angry Pirate of Penzance

Its a variation of the Angry Pirate. Except with the Angry Pirate of Penzance, instead of a guy doing it to a girl, its a guy doing it to another guy. Caution with this one. Since you are doing it to another guy instead of a girl, make sure you can kick his ass in case he gets angry that you came in his eye and kicked him in the shin. This may cause him to go sex nuts and retard strong and give you a Doug Henning in return.

I'm not gay, but I gave Bias an Angry Pirate of Penzance last night. I did not think he was gay until I saw that he enjoyed it.

Angry Pirate of Penzance by assclown69 June 12, 2008

Angry Pirate Syndrome 

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

Angry Pirate Syndrome by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

One-eyed Angry Pirate 

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

One-eyed Angry Pirate by IronGoober April 4, 2005

The Angry Pirate 

When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.

That chick made me mad so i pulled the angry pirate on her!

The Angry Pirate by arrick January 18, 2006

Super Angry Pirate 

An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. Thus creating an angry pirate.

A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.

Now, put the two together.. Superman that hoe, then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking Kodak Moment.
DMFRSM

Dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, I Super Angry Pirate'd that bitch!
AWESOME! What'd she do when she recovered!?
She cried for a bit, but I just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
JSABTT20

Super Angry Pirate by dmf_btt April 9, 2008