the maple man

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees

watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

The Maple-Leaf State

Canada

The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.

by Atomsk182 May 6, 2012

The Mapey-Effect

The increase in available used car prices as a result of someone buying the cheapest offered for sale across a range of marques within a 300 mile radius.

“where have all the sheds gone?! Only well maintained cars are left!”

“Ah, that’s The Mapey-Effect”

by Lifeboatcaptain August 13, 2021

The Maple Leaf

When you pore syrup on your partners feet, and then held them above their head so that it runs down their legs on to their butthole. This method could be used as lube or to add flavor.

I gave my boyfriend the maple leaf so that when I smothered myself between his cheeks, it had a sweeter flavor.

by Mookjr January 18, 2023

the maplesden noakes school

A school in maidstone filled with emos and arseholes. The headteacher has got more ass than sleep by the looks of his eye bags, and the place is run by nonces.

what school do you go to?
the maplesden noakes school
you must get nonced on often.

by local_munter April 25, 2024

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018

Ireland the mapper

Ireland the mapper is a small YouTube channel That has no meaning to himself And is possibly the WORST at Drawing

I'm Ireland the mapper! Who's ireland the mapper? Where's Ireland the mapper? Your answer is YouTube

by anonymous March 5, 2022