As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

As straight as a ruler by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

The ruler 

Drakeo
crazy ass mf

dope rapper

Drakeo The ruler is that nigga bro

The ruler by terique{{~-~}} May 8, 2023

Michael Heath Butt Ruler 

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

Michael Heath Butt Ruler by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

magic dick ruler 

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

magic dick ruler by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

Man Ruler 

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

Man Ruler by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012

pull a ruler 

Has several meanings:

1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.

Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.

1. Guy one: Gtfo!
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u

2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself

3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.

E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....

pull a ruler by ImNotZapp January 15, 2007

cookie ruler

Someone who's extremely bored right now.

If your are reading this, you are Cookie Ruler.

cookie ruler by Coganator August 22, 2007