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rent-a-kid 

a kid that you only have to deal with sometimes do to the relationship you are currently in.
1. I could be in the relationship because I would only have to watch the kid on the weekends , like a rent-a-kid.
2. Like when your stupid baby daddy has another girl pregnant and pop out a dumb ass baby....and then guess what? now you got a rent-a-kid.
3. Got to rent their damn f*^kin kid and take care of 'em for the weekend, now that's a rent-a-kid.
rent-a-kid by rent-a-kid June 28, 2011
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Rent-A-Dick 

Male used by a couple to join in their sexual activities, threesomes, cuckolds, and fantasies.
Its not an easy task for a couple to find a like-minded and available rent-a-dick.
Rent-A-Dick by Watchus34 May 25, 2020

Rent Boy Handle

A hair style common among young homosexuals used often as an expression of their feelings. The style consists of a shaved head with a large tuft on top, generally towards the back side.

The Rent Boy Handle first began as an advertising device employed by rent boys to express they are willing to serve.

If one wishes to acquire the services of the said rent boy they must tug on the rent boy handle three times to begin negotiations.
1. I am so angry, I tugged on his rent boy handle three times and he just ignored me.

2. When you are drunk tonight we are going to give you a rent boy handle.

3. The Rent Boy Handle changed my life, I get so much more work and I can hardly walk as a consequence

4. The old man tugged on the rent boy handle three times lovingly, never had the boy been filled with such passion for a customer before

Rent a Ho 

A ho that's not worth your full time so you just take her for a few hours at a time. Like a movie rental.

A ho that you recommend to your boys but don't want to use again. Use it, abuse it, and then return it.
Yo, I don't have a date to the party so I'ma jus Rent a ho.

That girl from my vaca.. she jus a rent a ho.
Rent a Ho by K-Dash September 22, 2009

Rent Daddy 

This is a man who pays for your rent for you in exchange for sex. From season 2 of the iCarly revival.
Rent Daddy by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

Rent seeking 

The rapacious usurpation of working class prosperity, promoting conditions of endless toil towards pre-forfeited gains
Rent seeking behavior by banks, investors and landlords is the fundamental engine of perpetual wealth disparity.

This is what landlords do when they reach into workers pockets instead of do work themselves. This is what bankers do when they take fees that compound the cost of consumption. This is what gig economy companies do when they extract value by circumventing labor laws and keeping the difference for themselves that should have paid operational costs, pensions, healthcare and payroll taxes.

Rent seeking is among the lowest forms of livelihood.

Stop rent seeking and create your own wealth.
Rent seeking by Deeeez_nuts May 31, 2019