rasputin 

A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.

Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.

rasputin by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

rasputin 

Russian Jesus

Dirty Capitalist Spy: Who the hell is Rasputin?
Clean KBG Agent: *loud ass soviet anthem ear rape plays in the background* You mean our lord and savior Russian Jesus who will one day bring communism back to the motherland and turn all non Russian things, including water, into vodka!
Dirty Capitalist Spy: The fuck?

rasputin by Quantum Wolfy86 November 15, 2017

Rasputin 

Russian chad.

Russian legend siad that Rasputin has a 13-inch penis

Rasputin by Daufq da Gamer July 30, 2018

Rasputin 

Some dude who makes stupid ass puns.

Rasputin gave me a stroke from his puns.

Rasputin by nhgnfhh May 19, 2020

Rasputin 

A literal bop

Wow this song is good, must be a Rasputin!

Rasputin by Himanmnamamamsm October 30, 2020

Rasputin 

Russia's greatest love machine

That Rasputin guy is causing problems

Rasputin by Gangster bird January 5, 2021

Rasputin 

A mother fucking no good faggot junkie

Person 1: hey do you know who Rasputin is

Person 2: yeah he’s that no good faggot junkie isn't he

Person 1: yeah

Rasputin by Rasputin672828181817 April 12, 2021