Nottingham Forest 

An amazing team with a great history they were known best in 1979-1980 winning the European cup 2 times in a row but now they are doing decent with Barry McKay doing amazing

1. Nottingham Forest did amazing yesterday
2. Of course we did we've got loads of good players
1.Hey we totally forested them today
2. Yeah we do did

Nottingham Forest by Real Red November 25, 2017

University of Nottingham 

Not a University as such, merely a cesspool of arrogance and snobbery. If you are thinking of studying at the University of Nottingham, you will be sorely disappointed. Nottingham Trent has the advantage of less spoilt twats, but a great deal more thick people, who shouldn't really be doing a degree in the first place.

"You're such a retarded jock, you'd fit right in at the University of Nottingham"

University of Nottingham by Professor Gravells March 9, 2009

Poo-Netting 

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

Poo-Netting by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

Nottinghamshire Education Authority 

QANGO responsible for the overseeing of education of tinies in the County of Nottinghamshire. Includes remit for Mansfield Technical College

As part of the "new educationalist" thinking which blighted the UK in the 60s and 70s, adheres to the premise it is not necessary to teach grammar.

Nottinghamshire Education Authority by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

Naxting

To nap in between text messages

Dude naxting is the best, i can talk to people and nap at the same time

Naxting by Kiler569253 June 29, 2011

Nottingham Local 

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.

A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.

Nottingham Local by Average Midlands inhabitant July 26, 2021

Nottingham academy 

A fucking shithole

Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole

Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole

Nottingham academy by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023