urban meyer

The solution to the university of florida football program downfall during the zook years(2002-2004). Meyer took over for Ron zook in 2005 after zook was fired for being the worst coach in florida football history. Meyer took over a team that was used to losing close games and made them 9-3 his first year and then went 13-1 his second year in 2006 to win the national title. He won with a lot of players that zook recruited so people hate on him and say he needs to win with his own players, but now into his fourth year and 3 top 3 recruting classes later, meyer and his gators are going to the second national title in three years and most likely will add another trophy to the shrine in gainsville. Meyer saved the Gators from becoming as mediocre as vanderbilt is at football.

Bob-hey the Gators beat the shit out FSU last week 45-15
Glen-yea urban meyer made bobby bowden his bitch for the 4th straight year.

urban meyer by kellis13 December 17, 2008

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JR Meyer

Noun, Adjective. "One who acts like John Ryan Meyer or like an idiot" See the word douchebag.

"It's cold cuz da suns behind da clouds, JR Meyer style!"
"JR 'Booba Tooba' Meyerz"

JR Meyer by Evan McInnis September 30, 2007

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Lane Meyer

the coolest kid on the block, he can ski the K-12.

Let's go watch Lane Meyer in better off dead

Lane Meyer by Not me I think May 29, 2020

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Pull A Meyer

A technique of attempting to hide a lack of actual literary talent or skill by writing about romance.

Person 1: Hey, how's that english paper coming along?

Person 2: I can't remember the subject and I haven't started it yet, so I'll probs just Pull a Meyer the night before and write about an old girlfriend. My teacher is gay for that stuff.

Pull A Meyer by lazy writer September 10, 2010