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A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.
Friend: I have a Mathew

Friend 2 : oh really

Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
Mathew by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019
Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.
He is such a mathew!!
Mathew by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 3, 2019
Not it, don't be a Mathew
Mathew by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019
Stop it don't be a mathew
Mathew by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019
The most annoying kid you will meet. He is also so gay but will make you laugh.
Mathew by Mathew is gay March 6, 2020
Mathew also known as the gayest name a boy can have. Mathew is loud, energetic and does not know when to shut up. He is a disappointment. The newest generation also consider Mathew as the gayest name to ever exist.
Mathew would be a good name for a girl.
Mathew by Georgeyvejjebd677 July 27, 2020