Manifest destiny 

A belief more ridiculous than Christianity

Or in normal people words, the belief that an arrogant piece of shit colonist can take over the land of native Americans because the piece of shit colonist is fucking arrogant.

Colonist: give me your land
Native dude: nah fuck you

Colonist: HOW DARE YOU! I have manifest destiny on my side!
Native dude: I wonder how you’ll react when hitler does a similar thing but instead of keeping the equal part of us he kills them.
Colonist: who the fuck are you talking about

Manifest destiny by Absolutely really correct June 24, 2020

Manifest Destiny 

When you shit and cum at the same time. You were destined to do this, this is a turning point in your life. This is a message, do not take it lightly.

Go manifest destiny

Manifest Destiny by Shizen December 1, 2020

cornuism manifesto 

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.

fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn

cornuism manifesto by squatchwatch November 28, 2011

Cock Manifesting 

To stop someone from cockblocking a friend or fellow man.

Katie was definitely trying to cockblock you dude, but no worries because I was Cock Manifesting and she's no longer a problem.

Cock Manifesting by Pistol Petex September 16, 2009

not on the manifest 

A particular person or person's idea that is out of whack or off kilter. In reference to the popular t.v. series LOST in episode 10 (season 1). Hurley is shocked and confused when he discovers that Ethan Rom (guest-star William Mapother) does not appear on the flight manifest, and thus was already on the island before the crash.

Larry came over the other night and out of nowhere just started rambling on and on about his prostrate. He was so far off the manifest it wasn't even funny. - or - Dude that ugly chic has been eyeballing you all night long. I don't think she's on the manifest. - or - Then the guy just ate a scorpion. He is definitly not on the manifest.

not on the manifest by Jim Heuberger January 14, 2006

Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny 

Any indigenious people that have been totally fucked over by the white man and his dirty white man tricks.

"Native Americans, totally Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny."

Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny by SID_thug September 26, 2009

meat beat manifesto 

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.

"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."

meat beat manifesto by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017