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Lanky Boy Invitational 

An annual event for lanky boys in Raleigh, NC at PNC Arena.
Guy 1: bro are you going the the lanky boy Invitational
Guy 2: hell yeah everyone is pulling up

Lanky Liam 

A person who touches kids and Pervs on other peoples girlfriends
Lanky Liam: Hey bbg smash me
Person: *surprised*
Persons gf: *scared*
People: Ew lanky Liam is such a weirdo
Lanky Liam by Ihatepedos.com April 27, 2023

lanky nonce

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!
lanky nonce by Genderfluidhoe July 5, 2021

lanky dip 

1. very ghetto attempt at fortnite dancing
2.the posture you acquire when you have an existential identity crisis because ur an educated black male but ur black and know people from the hood so u dont fit in with white people at school, but ur educated so u dont fit in with black people from the hood
3. how a dude w a hoodie and earbuds dancing to his ghetto music walks
"is this is electroshuffle?". nah thats just one lanky dip
lanky dip by weetoad April 9, 2019

lanky dalek 

Lots of things with bloody fast comets, sinking keys, and sense is made in nonsense knotty. And all the resT of em...
‘Twas the night upon royalties n shit that the knotty knots knottily took part in what’s known in the unknown fun of the lanky dalek.
lanky dalek by FondleMii October 5, 2020

lanky streak of piss 

Used to describe somebody who is TOO TALL AND SKINNY for life on this Planet we call Earth.
It doesn't matters why they are tall and skinny be it their Genes or time spent on a stretching machine while being tortured by Elves from the Spooky Wood down Hobbs Lane.
If they are too tall AND too skinny, they may be referred to as a Lanky Streak of Piss.
A current example is the England Footballer Mr Crouch whose name indicates what he does a lot of.