Honda

A vehicle manufacturer similar to Toyota, which built reliable vehicles in the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, but, like Toyota, has made a few duds in the last few years. They are also convinced that their vehicles can't be broken unless driven and maintained by idiots.

While a number of Hondas have given the driver years of trouble-free operation, the ones who don't get one are in for a world of pain.

My mother had a 1999 Honda CRV. The Air Conditioner broke 3 times before the car was 3 years old. Each time, the dealer become more angry at us, and wanted to get rid of us.

Honda by Artificialist April 10, 2006

honda

Manufacturer of extremely high performance motor vehicles such as the Fireblade (CBR1000) CBR600, Super Blackbird and the VTR1000.

With easy handling, modern styling and brutal power to rival or beat any other competing superbikes on the market. With a horsepower to weight ratio or nearly 1:1 it will completely disgrace most modern sports and production cars

Some examples. In Hp/Kg (Higher is better)

Honda Fireblade (1L i4)
176Kgs
169.5Hp
=0.96 Hp/Kg

2005 Dodge Viper (8.3L V10)
1547Kgs
500Hp
= 0.323 Hp/Kg

2002 Ferrari Enzo (6l v12)
1365Kgs
651Hp
= 0.47 Hp/Kg

Your dad’s 2005 V8 Commodore thats SO fast (5.7l V8)
1654kgs
335Hp
=0.202Hp/Kg

That’s right kids. Not only is it faster than a enzo and a viper by over 1s down the quarter mile. With such a small frontal area (Low Cd) It has a top speed to match too.

Kid: zomg my dads v8 is so fast no honda could ever keep up with it. v8s are the best!!!1!!1one!!1

Biker: That FBlade next to your daddy runs 10's... Allthough i have heard, Commodores, Correctly modified, With lots of traction ... Can run deep into the 14's! *Rolls eyes*

honda by squidward April 19, 2006

honda

H.- Hop
O.- On
N.- Nothing
D.- Dumb
A.- Ass

if you hopped onto a Honda you would be considered a dumb ass because Hondas are nothing

honda by hondasaregayyyyyyy February 15, 2009

Honda

A Jap brand of cars that arrived in the USA around 1970. Every model of car they have made has been a small boring crap box designed to get people from point A to Point B. Economy is the main factor. No outside styling is considered, as all Hondas look the same.

I cannot understand why everybody loves Honda, they are a total buzz kill, and all their cars are boring pieces of crap.

Honda by Metalhead83 June 17, 2012

Honda

Often thought of as reliable cars, however, reliability is a subjective term. Any car that isn't constantly redlined or driven past the century mark on the speedo and has had good preventitive maintainance can be reliable, regardless of the brand.

Friend: I love Hondas, they're all that i'll buy 'cause they will run forever.

Why don't you think before you send your money oversees. My 1995 Dodge Intrepid has 254,000 miles on it, and you would never know. Maintain any vehicle and it will run forever.

Honda by Place name here March 5, 2011

HONDA

The Most popular and best looking cars to become ricers and the best cars ever made with V-tech Engines.

My Honda kicked your ass by a mile thanks my V-tech engine!

HONDA by HONDA MAN August 10, 2006

honda

I drive a honda civic and guess what ill beat any other tuner or american car out there. you all say that honda has no power. Try my 2001 ex on for size. try 800 horses doin a low nine second quater mile. Oh and it is a street car with a to die for system and fully loaded

Nice honda
you care to race
sure
321 go
Honda Wins

honda by Anarchy21 April 21, 2008