guns n roses 

Guns N Roses is a band. This band consists of 8 musicians (in order of importance): Axl Rose (vocals), Slash (guitar), Duff McKagan (bass), Izzy Stradlin (guitar), Steven Adler (drums), Matt Sorum (drums after Adler left), Dizzy Reed (piano), and Gilby Clark (guitar after Stradlin left). Throughtout the 80s and 90s, they were the greatest band ever. They were ugly, raucous, dirty, sleazy, and intimidating. THey were glam with an ugly side, the bad boys of rock and roll. But those guys can write.
From down your throat anthems such as "Welcome to the Jungle", "Civil War", "Paradise City", "It's So Easy", and "Get in the Ring", to deep well written masterpieces such as "Locomotive", "Estranged", "One in a Million", and "Don't Damn Me", to softer, beautiful ballads that were "Patience", "Knockin on Heaven's Door", and the perfect "November Rain", Guns N Roses have earned the respect from millions and millions of people world wide.
If a person who listens to such garbage as Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, or the All American Rejects had "Sweet Child o' Mine" blast into their easr drums, they would burn all their douche rock and buy a copy of Appetite for Destruction immediately.

1. If aliens came down to Earth and requested from me an example of Earth music, I would hand them Appetite for Destruction, by Guns N Roses.

2. Since the Guns N Roses of today don't live up to their rockin prime, Velvet Revolver is a decent substitute.

guns n roses by Alec Fetner February 6, 2007

guns n roses 

I'm fed up of all this "oh, greatest band EVER" shit. It's been said so many times, and that is NOT a definition. If you like them that much, go join their fan club or create a shrine in your bedroom or whatever.
I'm sure you're all licking the arses of Nirvana and Metallica in other definitions you've made as well...

OK, they're a decent band, with a few good songs, but totally overrated! There are so many more talented people out there who don't feel the need to be drug addicts to appeal to millions of fuckwits all around the world who think that somehow that liking Guns n Roses makes them connoisseurs of music.

Anyone I see wearing Guns n Roses or Nirvana t-shirts are immediately labelled as "posers". Because if they were real fans, they wouldn't feel the need to prove they like the band with shitty overpriced merchandise.

Do I really need an example?

Fuckwit: Hey, look at my new Guns n Roses hoodie! Now people might finally think I'm not a loser because I seem to be interested in "real music"!

Sensible person: Real music? Who says what music is real and what music isn't? Get off your high horse and just listen to what music you want to listen to, rather than what you feel you *have* to listen to, because it's what everyone else considers "cool". Retard...

guns n roses by i_dont_subscribe August 24, 2007

guns n roses 

the best band ever apart from axl rose you cock

axl rose is a cock
nuff said

guns n roses by rory July 11, 2004

guns n roses 

Those other defintions suck ass
Guns n Roses: a Hard Rock band in the formed in 1985. Had a like mutation band thingy called hollywood rose(?). Anyway they are still around but they have a different lead guiatrist and bassist. They look like bogans especially axl the singer.(mullet long hair thing) Their whole lifestyle was killed by grunge *stares at Nirvana* who made the 80's rockstar life look artifical.

take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...(Paradise City from album Appetite for destruction)

guns n roses by justaGNRfan January 15, 2004

guns n roses 

My ex-staff(and possible boyfriend)'s favorite band

Joe is a big Guns N Roses fan. His favorite member is Slash, which is one of the reasons he played guitar before giving it up because of coordination issues. I don't know what he saw in them, but every time I hear a Guns N Roses song, I think of him.

guns n roses by Karen Stickney November 11, 2008

Guns N Roses 

A great band, whose reputation has unfortuantely taken a hit due to a girl named rose being horrible at giving blowjobs.

Guns N Roses should be renamed: "Guns and Sucked at Sucking my Cock"

Guns N Roses by BLUMF March 27, 2005

Guns N Roses After 1993 

The period of time beginning at the end of the Use Your Illusion massive world tour. This period of time is still open as GNR has not retired.... yet. After UYIWT Use Your Illusion World Tour the band once known for comprising rock legends like Slash and Gilby Clarke, started to disintegrate. Axl Rose, the only member from the original lineup who is also known for his severe anger issues, started to have discussions with everyone for everything in the band. One by one, the band said:

THE FOllOWING IS ONLY A DRAMATIZATION!

Slash: (Infuriated because Axl Rose put Paul Tobias guitar over Slash's Guitar) Axl wtf is fuckin wrong with you man, I'm your fucking guitarist, I'm the best fuckin guitarist in the whole fuckin universe and you put this fuckin n00b to play instead of me, wtf is fuckin wrong with you sob!

Axl Rose: You fuckin asshole how dare you fuckin talk to me that fuckin way you stupid prick. You should be grateful I gave you a fuckin spot in GNR you moron you should be fuckin sucking my balls.

Slash: You know what Axl, fuck you, fuck your band, fuck your fucking UYIWT you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me. I am tired of this bullshit go fuck yourself.

(*SLAMS DOOR* Gets the fuck out and goes start a new project called Slash's Snakepit, which is very succesful).

Matt Sorum: (about Paul Tobias sayin shit bout Slash) Yo Axl how the fuck can you allow this fuckin n00b of Tobias to say shit about Slash? Slash made us famous man, Slash was the fuckin star of the UYIWT wtf you should kill that fuckin n00b.

Axl Rose: Well Mr. Bigshot I'm too good for this shit and I can tell axl rose wtf to do, this is my fuckin band, Tobias is my fuckin guitarist, Slash is no longer my fuckin guitarist, from the minute Slash left that fuckin door, anyone can say shit bout him even fuckin Tobias. But you are a little son of a bitch who think's "I'm better than Axl Rose so I can tell this bitch what to do". Well, guess what asshole, you are not. Get the fuck out of my fuckin band. From this fuckin moment on, your ass is fuckin fired.

(Gets the fuck out of GNR).

Duff McKagan: Hey Axl man, look we are cool and everything, but man, this aint the same without Slash and Dave so man I can't work like this you know?

Axl Rose: I have 13 words for you: If you want to fuckin leave get the fuck out then asshole.

(Leaves GNR leaving Axl Rose as the only original member of the band).

(Slash, Sorum, and McKagan grouped with Stone Temple Pilots' lead singer Scott Weiland to form Velvet Revolver. Band that at the moment is very succesful).

(Axl Rose thinks that he can still make songs like November Rain sound good without the members who made it famous and with his voice that as of 2006 sounds awfully bad.

DISCLAIMER: I consider GNR to be one of the fuckin best bands ever in the whole world. I like their work from 1993 to the past. However, when Axl Rose got greedy and cocky, it was then when all started to come down. I agree, Axl Rose is a great singer, and he was famous 'cause of that. But nowadays, his voice it is just not the same. Same shit with the current members. They cannot take Slash's, Sorum's and McKagan's place. Word of advice for Axl Rose: Die with dignity man, retire today, and be remembered as one of the fuckin best bands of the 20th Century.

Peace

Guns N Roses After 1993. I believe GNR was a great band until 1993. After this year, however, Axl Rose's ass got cocky and with a feeling of "Im the fuckin best and everyone can blow me". This led to the eventual downfall of GNR. The most similar thing that nowadays resembles GNR is Velvet Revolver. It is just like Rage Against The Machine. Three of the original members left the group to join Chriss Cornell of Soundgarden to create Audioslave, band which enjoys great popularity.

Guns N Roses After 1993 by mannyalvarez August 5, 2007