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frosted flake

someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness
Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later

Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.
frosted flake by evalakerfan July 1, 2011
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frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time
tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.
frosted flake by jester November 27, 2003

frosted flake and special k

The greatest and sexiest rap dou of all time.
you turn on some frosted flow by frosted flake and special k that shit slaps

frosted flake and special k

The greatest collab since Kayne and jay z
frosted flake and special k are the greatest rappers of all time.

frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone
while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick
frosted flake dick by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

Frosted Flaker 

A bro (Jorge C.) who texts/calls you to hang out and makes plans with multiple people, including non bros (girls), to the same event, only to call/text last minute to scratch the event and bail to go hang out with his "Girl", thus breaking the sacred, Bro's before Hoe's" code of men.
3. Jorge-" Julio, you want to play some beerpong tonight and kick it with some girls?"

Julio-"Yeah bro! I'll call the girls and let them know to come over and play, I,m on my way to the house!"

Jorge-"Oh wait, never mind, cancel tonight, I gotta go kick it with my lady friend!"

Julio-" Wow, Dude you're being a Frosted Flaker on us....again!"

Julio-" Hey Kristi, I guess tonights not going down, Jorge decided to be a double Frosted Flaker and eat an entire box, Costco size of Frosted Flakes!"
Frosted Flaker by BetaBro184 February 24, 2011

Frosted Flake

When your gay friend always flakes out on you
*texts gay friend* "hey you're late, are you coming?"

*gay friend replies * "oh sorry I can't make it."

You: "ugh, what a frosted flake"
Frosted Flake by RSpikes February 1, 2015