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Dog Shit Minefield 

An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.
I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.

Dog shit pie 

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007
Dog shit pie by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009

dog shit player 

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life
kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player
dog shit player by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020

Dog shit-eating knob gobbler 

Some one who eats dog shit and gobbles on knobs. Someone who uses your computer without asking and you come home to a shitload of goofy ass people in your room. Someone who shits in the toilet and doesn't clean it up when it clogs so other people have to clean it then he blames it on them. He is a fag. He uses all the dishes and never cleans them. If you buy chips and salsa and he finds it, you'll never see it again. Mexican
Jose V. cuz he is a buttfucking homo as well

Dog Shit Splatter 

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"
Dog Shit Splatter by Rock it February 15, 2010

dog shit park 

Also known as "dog shit".
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.
Hey! Do you want to smoke some pot in dog shit?
dog shit park by daeth December 17, 2004