Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

Dishwasher Facial by mblxv April 8, 2013

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Dishwasher-fetish

A fetish for people that do dishes, mostly women.

I have a dishwasher-fetish

Dishwasher-fetish by Faggot, aka cdawg September 11, 2020

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Dishwasher dick

A person that places dishes, pots, pans, glasses etc., in the dishwasher in a manner that limits the placement of other things in the dishwasher.

1 st person: "Who put these dishes in the dishwasher? It's all screwed up."

2nd person: " I did."

1st person: " Dude, your such a dishwasher dick."

Dishwasher dick by guzi April 10, 2011

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Dishwasher head

Dishwasher head is when you were thinking of something then all of a sudden forgetting your train of thought. This often occurs when under the influence of marijuana or in popular terms, high.

"Oh no I can't remember. Dishwasher head" 🤔

Dishwasher head by Dishwasher Head January 7, 2017