nose-closer 

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

nose-closer by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

The closer 

When you beat your dick with one hand and finish fast and quick with the other.

Whenever I jerkoff I always finish with the closer.

The closer by Rmacmarlboroman September 18, 2020

COOKY CLOSER 

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

COOKY CLOSER by fagust November 1, 2023

Door closer 

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

Door closer by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

Remote Closer 

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.

"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."

Remote Closer by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Play It Closer 

Waiting until closer to the time of the event to make an decision.

I guess we can't play Apex tonight. Wait let's "play it closer" before we say that.

Play It Closer by Callyce01 February 28, 2019

Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》

Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025