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Christmas Tree Bullying 

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads
Christmas Tree Bullying by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021

christmas tree bite

A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich
“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”

Christmas tree throw down

The act of humping a fully decorated christmas tree until you pass out
Terry did a christmas tree throw down to pass the time

San Francisco Christmas tree 

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.
Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

Charlie Brown Christmas tree 

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

fucking around the christmas tree 

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..