calculus brain 

the negative effects that your brain experiences after doing excessive amounts of calculus homework

After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.

calculus brain by Doctor. Q September 19, 2011

calculus nerd 

a person who loves calculus and math. they can usually multiply two digit numbers together and get them right. typically below average in the looks department. once in a while a class is graced by the presence of an amazingly smart person. most calculus nerds believe that calculus is funner than darts.

The calculus nerd(matt) is asking Chrstine to prom right now. So how about it?

calculus nerd by matt.stud April 6, 2006

Calculus 2 

Calculus decided that it got tired of being scrawny, so it started injecting steroids and hitting the gym... then, it became Calculus 2.

Widely considered the hardest conventional math class at the university level, to pass this class, you need to be determined and willing to cry yourself to sleep every night because of how agonizing it is.

Keep in mind, Calculus 3 is Calculus 2 after forgetting to take PCP when it finished its steroid cycle.

Person #1: What is Calculus 2?
Person #2: Shit... It's Calculus on steroids.

Calculus 2 by EntrepetunousYes May 16, 2020

Calculus III 

Surprisingly easier than calculus 2. Oh, and it involves 3-D Calculus. Total Content includes Vectors, multiple integrals, lagrange multipliers, etc.

Student 1: "I'm taking Calculus III this semester."
Student 2: "Dude, you're fucked.
Student 1: "Actually I heard it is not that bad, what are you taking?
Student 2: "Calculus II."
Student 1: "I'll try to make it to your funeral."

Calculus III by MooMooMooIAmACow December 9, 2017

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

Tensor Calculus by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

Pre-Calculus 

The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.

"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"

Pre-Calculus by AfghanPanther September 25, 2018

harder than Chinese calculus 

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

harder than Chinese calculus by Chris4444 January 9, 2012