bollock munch

1. to enjoy having someones or somethings bollocks in your mouth

2. a random insult you shout when your pissed off

the idea came from the greatest thing on the web red vs blue i addapted there phrase cockbite

1. "that caitlin likes bollock munching"

2. "oi you fuckin bollock munch, get the fuck away from my girl"

bollock munch by Sammy_O May 9, 2007

bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

bollock mouth by Waddo November 3, 2007

bollockwank

Having the shaft stimulated by the use of another mans scrotum. The owner of the sack being used, is referred to as "the mediocre stroker"

I can't believe that Noel gave him a bollockwank, didn't have down as a mediocre stroker

bollockwank by Noel Tichards December 13, 2017

Bollocks Off 

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.

I’d wish you’d bollocks off

Bollocks Off by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019

Bollock Butter

Bollock butter, the secretion from a man's penis after ejaculation.
Bollock butter aka spunk, jizz , cum, sperm and semen

Do you want to taste my Bollock butter.

I met up with a girl last night and she wanted my Bollock butter all over her chin

Bollock Butter by slut slayer 69 December 2, 2021

Arse Me Bollocks 

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

Arse Me Bollocks by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014

Shagger's Bollock 

When you've ejaculated numerous times and the size of your testicles reduce significantly.

" ah mate, I had sex so many times last night. I've got serious shagger's bollock".

"Doctor, my balls have shrunk!"
"Don't worry. That's just a mild case of shagger's bollock"

Shagger's Bollock by Laddyladlad August 15, 2016