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bleached-butthole effect 

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
bleached-butthole effect by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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Bleached asshole 

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.
Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

bleached asshole

“he’s a bit of a bleached asshole

Sun Bleached 

He's Sun Bleached
Crowd: *gasp*
Sun Bleached by Reeejae September 3, 2018

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. 

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

sun bleached 

to be washed out by the sun on a webcam or any camera
"gosh i'm sun bleached!!! webcam sucks."- Brittany (iloveyouux16 on blogtv junior)
sun bleached by mtlproductions September 19, 2009

The Bleached Aqueduct

When two people in a threesome have dicks, one pisses on the others dick while that person is pissing into the mouth of the dickless individual.
"I saw some weird shit last night, some dud was giving his girl and another dude The Bleached Aqueduct."
"Man, you really need to stop looking at weird shit."