Get Biblical 

As in the old testament, to come down like the wrath of God on someone.

They've pissed off the wrong person, it's time to get Biblical.

Get Biblical by TargeT_PsY October 31, 2023

no biblical 

Not memorable.

Joe: What are you doing this weekend Doug?
Doug: Hangin out, no biblical.

no biblical by theRshi July 23, 2010

Faux-Biblical 

How one (particularly an atheist) feels when they make a biblical-sounding commanding statement, perform a miracle or unexpectedly comes back from the dead seven days later.

Let there be toast! wow, i'm very faux-biblical today

Faux-Biblical by Pierce Drake February 23, 2011

circle jerk of biblical proportions 

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.

Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"

circle jerk of biblical proportions by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

Biblically Accurate Angel by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

Biblically accurate among us 

An among us character according to the bible

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck

Biblically accurate among us by Shloprop June 27, 2022

biblicate 

To engage in relations, or the act of being biblical, with a member of the opposite sex; fornicate; biblical; copulate; sex; intercourse; humpty-humpty; .

I want to biblicate with her, but she unfortunately has a boyfriend.

A house of worship is, by default, an impermissible venue for biblication.

biblicate by Prolixity January 6, 2009