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Alfredo the bitch 

Alfredo is that one bitch that steals your hot Cheetos. He also is a vsco boy so he advertises saving the turtles
Alfredo the bitch is coming! Hide yo hot Cheetos!

ALFREDO-VAZ 

Employee who constantly needs reminding how to do his/her job. Employee who does not grasp the meaning of most words in the english language.
What an Alfredo-Vaz, 30 minutes to intall an engine?! What is he/she thinking?
ALFREDO-VAZ by kronusG January 16, 2009

Alfredo Adolf 

The result of cumming on the upper lip of your sexual partner so as to make them resemble the fuhrer himself.
Oh come on Dan, did you have to hit me with the Alfredo Adolf?! Now I'm gonna smell your cumshot all day! Damn't, did you eat asparagus recently? You fuckin asshole!
Alfredo Adolf by JackInYourBox January 26, 2011

Alfredo Face 

its when you have a girl put a noodle strainer over her face, and you shit in it. push it through to make shit noodles. then you jerk off and blow on her shitty noodle face.
hey want to come back to my place for dinner? Ill give you an alfredo face.
Alfredo Face by nigga bitch crew January 9, 2008

Alfredo (Catholic Whore) 

The most terrible person in existence even though he supports animal rights, feminism, LGBT rights, helping the environment, and has helped hundreds of people through depression and other issues. Rumours are always true about him and when he defends himself he is obviously lying. Even if he has proof he's right.
"Alfredo (Catholic Whore) is the most whorish Catholic omg"

Alfredo Cockalini 

Put your Alfredo Cockalini in her pasta bowl
Alfredo Cockalini by Rapidash95 October 10, 2015