November 5th

International hook up in spanish day.
It is a spanish tradition that is traveling all over the world.

Everybody is looking for an “amigo” to spend the night with. It is said that who don't end up with someone after talking in spanish will forget how to speak their native language.

Jake: Dude i’ve been practicing my spanish for November 5th.
Carol: Why?
Jake: Because i don't want to forget how to speak english again like last year. It’s hook up in spanish day! Didn’t you know that, “amiga”?
Carol: Si! Quieres pink taco?

November 5th by gurifarrin November 29, 2019

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November 5th

I don't know about the rest of the world. What you do is what you do. But on this day, We in England burn straw effigies of a terrorist who tried to blow up our parliament but sadly (or happily, depending on how you wanna look at it) failed miserably, was caught, and died to get out of being hung drawn and quartered. We burn such a scarecrow on an outdoor furnace that does wonders to speed up global warming.

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

A popular poem referring to the events that took place on November 5th, 1605

November 5th by GalactaK May 21, 2020