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Ankles are Broken

To break one’s ankle is to utterly destroy someone, to shit on someone’s face. One may yell “your ankles are broken” as to express the condition in which their opponent performed poorly and the winner demolished his way to victory.
Coach: Go break ankle!
Player: *Touchdown*
Coach: His ankles are broken!
Ankles are Broken by Broken Anklez February 26, 2020

Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is based on a song named Waiting for Love. The Monday left me broken cat first appeared in YouTube Shorts thanks to the YouTubers Arcade Assassin, Kracc Bacc, and Meme Zee. The video was made using the morphing face app Revive.
Me: *casually watching Shorts*
Video: Bro Tiktok isn't that bad.

Video: Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hoping...

Don’t stick your dick in broken 

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

boulevard of broken dreams 

this song is one of green day's newer songs. it is WAY too overplayed on the radio. if you say to someone "hey whats your favorite green day song?" and the say "Boulevard of broken dreams!" you can tell that they are a poser. a real green day fan likes brain stew, pulling teeth, when i come around, etc.
person 1-i love green day! my favorite song is boulevard of broken dreams!!!
person 2-go listen to a real green day song! YOU POSER!

Not broken 

Describing something that is not broken but actually is
"The phone is not broken"

Brotherhood of Broken Hopes

3 Anonymous people who have given up on women and are now here to help every man who has ever had or ever will have problems with women no matter how small, we're waiting to listen to you!
Man:Im having alot of problems with women, i need to speak to the Brotherhood of Broken Hopes