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Dingle-dork 

Something your supervisor says to show that he definitely doesn't LARP or live in his mom's basement
I just don't like dingle-dorking around and not get paid for it.
Dingle-dork by HRbizness June 9, 2018
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son of dork 

son of dork are a crappy bunch of wannabes who cant sing 4 shit cant write for shit and cant play instrements for shit.
come to think of it they propbably share 1 brain cell between them and take it in turns to breathe!!

they suk they look like girls and are just anofa pop band wiv the musical talent of a dying cat. anyone who thinks their good propbably hav the hearing of my deaf nan.

prep: ooh im a propa rock chick i bought a son of dork album 'rock and roll'

*puts cd on, all windows break and she starts dancing like a retarded frog on steroids*

alpha dork 

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.
The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.
alpha dork by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Rumpled Dork Skin 

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it
"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"
Rumpled Dork Skin by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011
A person so dumb they have "12:00" as the time displayed on any digital equipment.
She's a 12-dork...can't even use her Casio watch.
12-dork by julesk September 5, 2006

alex the dork 

Hey Alex the dork come over here
alex the dork by Cjcudhwfjuvd April 21, 2018