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celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)
B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."
celebrity parking by BBlackout February 14, 2008

Princess parking 

Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.
"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."

one handed parking job 

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P
"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

Papa John's Parking Lot 

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL
Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

parking the pink Cadillac 

The act of having sex. Fucking, screwing, you get the picture.
I'm going out for a few brews with Trish tonight, and afterward, we're going to be parking the pink Cadillac. She always gets lose when she's drunk.
parking the pink Cadillac by jalesi September 5, 2007

Parking Lot Stalker 

A minor who roams around parking lots looking for someone to buy them alcohol.
Hey, I made some easy money off some parking lot stalkers last night. Sold 'em beer for double the price!
Parking Lot Stalker by evilniner October 31, 2009