cool your tools 

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

cool your tools by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

cool your tools 

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

cool your tools by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Cool your shoes 

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

Cool your shoes by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018

Cool Your Bananas 

to go do a bunch of random time and space altering things to get a bag that stores your bananas safe of rot.

Hey guy, you should go cool your bananas, but try not to destroy the space-time continuum while you're at it!

Cool Your Bananas by koolyourbananas February 19, 2021

Cool Your Engine 

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.

Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.

Cool Your Engine by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021

cool your lip 

cool your lip is a phrase where you tell someone to calm down for arguing with somebody.

“hey you there! *argues and squabbles*”
“yo, cool your lip blud.”

cool your lip by ṭwohands October 22, 2024

cool out with your tool out 

1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.

2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.

Syn: hang out with your wang out

1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.

2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.

2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.

cool out with your tool out by Mark H July 22, 2004