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what do you think you're doing 

universal parent language for stop. referenced all the time, such as in a netflix special of the comedian john mulaney. suprised nobody has defined this yet.
sometimes, our parents would ask us "what do you think you're doing?"
but that just meant stop.
they didnt expect you to just say
"well im smashing these eggs with a bottle rocket, you know because im so horny and angry all the time, and i have no outlet for it all, so... eggs."
(not a direct quote)
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what the fuck are you doing  

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

What in fucks name are you doing 

something you say when your confused as hell what this niggas doing that normal "what are you doing" wont work anymore
*grabs ice cream by the ice cream and not the cone*

Me: What in fucks name are you doing?

[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

what the hell are you doing 

Typically said when someone really ticks you off. Often involves mooching.
After Tony smeared nutella all over Steven's oreos, Steven responded by saying "What the hell are u doing?!"

what the fuck are you doing 

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....
What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! 

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.
"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"