Twister Piss 

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.

After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.

Twister Piss by Sliq Riq July 28, 2017

Twister Blister 

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.

He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.

Twister Blister by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010

twister biscuit 

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

twister biscuit by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

Twister Blister 

When someone beats ur dick so hard the penis comes off

Dayton gave me the best twister blister ever

Twister Blister by LongBoi_Manson October 11, 2019

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

Twister Uncles by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Twister Fister 

“TWISTER FISTER” - The sexual act of pleasuring oneself with a large fist shaped attached to a power drill

John had an extreme orgasm while using his new “TWISTER FISTER”.

Twister Fister by PoohBear84 June 4, 2018

Twister on Tuesday 

When having a really bad day and it’s just like a twister on Tuesday

Man I dropped my cereal, my day really just turned my day into a twister on Tuesday

Twister on Tuesday by DJohnson1889 February 11, 2019