Webbing trousers

When your trousers are so full, it feels like you're kitted out for a week long operation in a war zone!

Lots of stuff + Trousers = Webbing trousers

Dude 1 "Dude, I've got my IPod, my wallet, my phone my keys and a Coke in my pockets and I'm wearing skinny jeans!"
Dude 2 "Got some webbing trousers going on, eh?"
Dude 1 "Mmmhmhh"

Webbing trousers by Rob Humm February 17, 2009

Stealth trousers 

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.

Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!

Stealth trousers by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

green trousers 

green trousers is an iconic bitch who slays at everything and everyone is jealous of them because they have some funky ass green trousers and they dont, because they're broke lol

jerremy "omg is that green trousers??!!"
branddealing "yes duhhh how could u not see their iconic green trousers, what r u a loser or something??"

green trousers by greentrousersloverxoxo February 9, 2022

weasel in trousers 

surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls

She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.

weasel in trousers by AuntF November 4, 2010

neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.

*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??

neptune’s trousers by Pipperoo October 15, 2017

Wowsers trousers! 

An innocent expression of surprise, expanding on the word 'wow'.

British English, similar in meaning to 'holy moly' in American English.

"You cycled all the way from Chippenham to Salisbury? Wowsers trousers!"

Wowsers trousers! by SenorVittorio October 9, 2021

all face and no trousers

Someone who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to back it up.

Sketchy Alex said he hooked up with that chick last night, but we ran into her the next morning and she didn't know who we were talking about. That guy is all face and no trousers.

all face and no trousers by Bfettd January 17, 2014