Semi-Simp 

When you are half simp half man

Jim: Did you see Tyler? He was hanging out with some girls but he said he would play COD after.
John: Damn. He's such a Semi-simp

Semi-Simp by ismelllikeawoman17293 July 18, 2020

Semi-parking 

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

Semi-parking by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

semi-menshevik 

Rosa Luxemburg (also @TheAcherons)

What was the attitude of the German Left Social-Democrats, of Parvus and Rosa Luxemburg, to this controversy? They invented a utopian and semi-Menshevik scheme of permanent revolution…

semi-menshevik by KulakHater1918 April 10, 2021

Semi Separated 

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated

Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated

Semi Separated by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017

Semi-anarchist

A person who can is partly against form all government.

Luna: I heard that you are semi-anarchist
Alex: yes

Luna: So you are not fully anti-government

Semi-anarchist by Ginger The Chamrosh February 3, 2021

semi-friend 

Semi-friends are guys that you meet on a regular basis, because you share the same group of people. For instance, the people you met after you joined a sports-club or a fraternity could be your semi-friends. The reason why you meet these people is often different from just hanging out together. a semi-friendship might also be called an arranged friendship.

Friso is one of my semi-friends. We sometimes meet in a bar, but he didn't invite me to his house-warming BBQ.

semi-friend by Villa Virorum August 14, 2006

Semi-bisexual 

A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.

You are straight. You fucking moron.

Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”

Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”

Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”

Semi-bisexual by Honeyc14 August 13, 2020