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A.K.A. Mariano Rivera, one of the best closers in baseball of all-time. Mariano Rivera is a.k.a Mr. Automatic, because it is a given that when he comes into a game with the lead, the game is over. Mariano Rivera has been a pitcher on the New York Yankees for his whole career, which is now 10 years. Mariano Rivera has pitched in 586 games and 728.1 innings. He has 336 saves and a 2.43 ERA (Earned Run Average).
"He's (Mariano Rivera) the best I've ever been around. Not only the ability to pitch and perform under pressure, but the calm he puts over the clubhouse. He's very important for us because he's a special person."-Yankees Manager Joe Torre
Sandman by sprtsfan212 August 27, 2005

sandman(nutter) 

a upbeat nice mass of nut that wears a wraper that says nutter

Seaside Sandman 

When a man cums into the eyelashes of someone sleeping so that when they wake up the dried cum holds their eyelids shut, simulating a visit from a salty, liquid-based, Sandman entity.
Friend 1: Try not to pass out around Henry, I heard he gave a girl a seaside sandman last week.

Friend 2: Is that why Ashley couldn’t open her eyes for 3 days?
Seaside Sandman by beefyfarts July 29, 2021

sexy sandman 

The act of ingesting large quantities of diphenhydramine and cialis, and then commencing coitus whilst trying not to pass out on top of your partner..
“I’m gonna give the wife the sexy sandman tonight, she’s gonna love it
sexy sandman by John Dingleberry December 29, 2021
(Australian) This is name of a tricked-up version of a panel van (a coupé utility based on a passenger car (as opposed to strictly a commercial vehicle) with a high-roof enclosed tray, with a either a split tailgate/window or barn doors at the rear) sold new by General Motors-Holden (the Aussie arm of GM) between 1974 and 1979 in Australia and New Zealand. These vehicles (in bold colours, complete with gaudy 70s decals) were sold to appeal to the Aussie/Kiwi surf culture, where these said vehicle were not only used as a mobile base for surfin' safaris, but also as a four-wheeled boudoir, where a couple could engage in some horizontal folkdancing or have a cone (bowl). Considered daggy in the 80s, they are these days highly sought after.
"Your missus and Jim were havin' a root in the back of his Sandman"
"Pity it wasn't in an orange one!"
Sandman by Bag O'Turnips April 8, 2008

Chief Sandman 

The chief sandman is as classy of a move as they come. The chief sandman is when your banging a chick in the ass, and u pull out, u slap her under both eyes with ur dick, giving her two brown lines under her eyes, as if they were an indian chief.
Chief Sandman by sandman77 September 29, 2005