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full battle rattle 

To wear all of your combat gear, including IBA, Kevlar, FLC, elbow/knee pads, etc.
Man, don't expect to go out on a road march without going full battle rattle.
full battle rattle by hooah334 October 11, 2011
Container of spray-paint.
I painted over the dent with rattlecan black; now it's a ratbike.
That idiot thought he could camouflage a stolen crotch rocket with rattlecan paint.
rattlecan by Timberwoof April 17, 2003

Rage Rattle

The rattling of a loose part from within a video game controller typically due to throwing ones own controller at the floor because of a rage out caused by a game that is difficult to beat or an online gamer that is too good to pwn.
Friend 1: Dude, you through your controller at the floor huh?
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Because you can hear the rage rattle inside (Shakes Controller)
Friend 2: Yeah, I raged out last week when I was playing Modern Warfare 3 online.
Rage Rattle by Altimist December 2, 2011

rattler guard 

the worst people you will ever meet. dont touch their hats.
girl one: dude that girl put on a rattler guard hat.
rattler guard guy: yeah you know what she owes now!!! lets go party!!!! yeahhhh!!!!!

jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

Rattle Munch 

When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.
Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.
Rattle Munch by El Creepo 17 October 14, 2011