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They built a kitchen on the roof 

A common phrase used to explain away random occurrences of ignorance of a person or situation as it pertains to day to day operations is a business.
Fat cook: Why can’t we just attach the ice scoop to the ice machine instead of putting it on top of this cooler?

Greasy cook: It’s fine, they built a kitchen on the roof.
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On the fucking roof 

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.
"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox 

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-
"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

the roof is on fire 

1.This party is jumpin!

2. Some one started a fire on the roof.
the roof is on fire by Gretchen March 26, 2003

the roof is on fire 

we should probably leave the building, no?
Ahhh! Run away! The roof is on fire!
Yeah man, the roof is on fire!
NOO! The roof is on fire!!!!
OH! The roof is on fire!

The roof is on fire 

A really jaw dropping song. At least Cake's version anyway.
"We don't no water let the motherfucker burn... Burn motherfucker, BURN."
The roof is on fire by 3inchguitar October 27, 2004

TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME 

TRAP SO OLD GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Another majestic bar from LAZER DIM 700 I don't gotta explain nothing.
"TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Niggas already bitin' nigga tryna clone nigga can't see the fire, they think it ain't on me".