Network Nazi 

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.

Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.

Network Nazi by Briannnnnnnn August 23, 2006

E! Network

A television network created by, programmed by, (and FOR):
1. Persons whom have sustained a traumatic brain injury.
2. Persons who have a naturally low I.Q. (room temp.)
3. Worthless assholes who have nothing to do but collect a welfare check.
4. Just about any other idiot who gives a shit about dumbass wannabe celebrities and their useless lives.
Absolutely loaded with brainless shows see Chelsea handler
I would rather get a chainsaw enema than have to watch E!

Trailer park housewife# 1: hey verlene,you wanna come over and watch E! Network with me?
Trailer park housewife #2: sure, right after I suck on the loud end of a shotgun.
Trailer park housewife #1: so is that a no then?
*BANG*

E! Network by roadkil August 14, 2011

asian network 

The way ever asian miracously happen to know each other through mysterious "connections".

"You know Jenny too??? How do you know her?!?!?!? You guys live on opposite parts of the globe!!!!!"

asian network by J.K March 31, 2005

Food Network  

Porn for fatties.

The other day we caught Jane watching Food Network with his pants down.

Food Network by domaurarigatou January 2, 2009

Rape and Revenge Network 

The Lifetime Channel.

Woman: Hey I saw this movie where this woman got raped and then a year later she finds the guy and kicks his ass!

Man: Oh, you were watching the rape and revenge network again weren't you?

Woman: It was on Lifetime.

Rape and Revenge Network by System F & help from Big papa's parents October 21, 2007

Cartoon Network 

A channel that airs children shows in the day and adult shows (adult swim) in the night. Cartoon Network is also known for popular kids shows like the Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab and newer ones like the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show and Teen Titans.

My 10-year-old sister likes to watch Cartoon Network shows but I pefer Adult Swim.

Cartoon Network by mop December 28, 2004

network blip 

The "offical explanation" for a brief network outage you are too lazy to investigate.

Network access has been restored, we suffered a brief network blip.

network blip by Nemesis_SOB March 11, 2005