Mysterious Orbs 

Oho! Hollow purple.

Hym "Wait... You guy know that I'm the original guy who was talking about the weaponized schizophrenia right? There were never 2 weaponized schizophrenia guys. I'm the only one. I did it under a different name but the Gmail account has always been the same. If you trace my emails back to when Urban Dictionary still had rejection letters that still went out you'll see that I still have rejection letters. Right? No you. Something something non-sequitur. That was all me. The hot ones where purple. When I said I was Noah I wasn't claiming to be Noah and I elaborated when I said it both in the actual post and in the subsequent post. That's were the Gojo powers come from. Reversal Red (No you) Blue is something-something non-sequitor. And Gojo say something about twilight in the incantation before using hollow purple. That's a reference to me saying chicks were into Robert Patinson from Twilight? Remember? That was me. Using Jordan's. Did a thing about the relationship between Jungian Psychology and anime. I'm doing a thing here guys this was supposed to come around full circle a lot faster than it did you guys are slow as fucking dogshit. And now we got mysterious orbs in the sky is the anti-spiral going off!? You guys need to hurry the fuck up then."

Mysterious Orbs by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

Mysterious dragon by CocoPapa November 11, 2025

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck 

A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.

Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck by zoombcake March 27, 2021

God works in mysterious ways 

I have no idea why that happened.

Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.

God works in mysterious ways by FigurinOutLife April 8, 2004

the mysterious stranger 

The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.

"ohh baby you like that?"

"yeah i like thatttt"

--silence--

"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"

THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

the mysterious stranger by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007

God works in mysterious ways 

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

God works in mysterious ways by Gazuga April 10, 2004

blissful mysterious nastiness 

The distinct face made when bringing up subjects of a questionable nature or thinking about them without meaning to.

dirty and/or creepy at times

also used to describe a state of being

and usually followed by a comment like "get your mind out of the gutter!"

After sharing the story about lasts nights adventure, a blissful mysterious nastiness face suddenly appeared upon his face!!

blissful mysterious nastiness by u.know.u.love.me10 December 7, 2007