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Jerry: damn, that girl has a fat ass.
Nick: yeah, it majes me want to rub my johnson.
Jerry: same bro.
Johnson by Larry, not jerry November 1, 2021
Johnson is a gift from God who's generous, kind, and charming. He's extremely charitable, willing to spend large sums of money for the sake of others despite it being at the risk of his own well-being. He's intelligent, talented but sometimes unaware of it, and is highly friendship orientated. People who are named Johnson usually have an appreciation for the color red, love dogs and other floofy animals, and have both hot and adorable features plastered onto them. They're unbelievable nice, have dark hair and dark eyes. They're not afraid to be themselves, and lots of people love that about them.
Wow johnson is a great guy
He is such a adorable and talented guy
Johnson by Flash_boy November 23, 2021
Johnson is a lion of the jungle
Johnson by Sam156 November 24, 2021
Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.
Damn is that Johnson, he’s dope and hot.
Johnson by BBCSins November 24, 2021
Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality
Johnson is the best please let me give u a head
Johnson by Johnson Co November 25, 2021
Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it
Johnson by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022