chewing the gristle 

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

chewing the gristle by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

gristle whistle 

The Exterior Sphincter, located at the posterior margin of the anus - your blow hole.

i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger

gristle whistle by Tudor Inn May 28, 2011

gristle 

To steal something from a partner during a sexual encounter.

We were going hot and heavy until she tried to gristle me for my wallet while giving head!

gristle by Dokusentia April 10, 2006

Gristler 

An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.

Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.

The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.

Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.

Gristler by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009

gristle stick 

Underweight workoutaholics, female.

The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.

gristle stick by Little boo April 9, 2010

gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !

Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.

gristle itch by SethII April 14, 2014

grustled 

Adjective used to describe a manly-ass voice, a voice so manly you can actually visualize the vein-throbbing mass of muscle emitting from those precious precious vocal chords.

“Yo dude, YaSushi’s voice is so grustled”

grustled by The real nasa April 24, 2020