Bukkake Gourmet Club 

The act of bukkake where the recipient tries to determine what the men surrounding them ate previously.

Person 1: Last night at the Bukkake Gourmet Club the girl correctly guessed that I ate caviar.
Person 2: At the what now?

Bukkake Gourmet Club by GourmetBukkakeGuy April 11, 2021

Ultimate Gourmet 

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

Ultimate Gourmet by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

gangsta gourmet 

Gangsta gourmet: when you steal food to feed your friends and family.

Wow bro, that t bone on the grill was off the hook, you must be getting some big commission checks right?
Bro: nah man haven't had a sale in weeks . This was strictly gangsta gourmet for my homies, nothing but the best!

gangsta gourmet by WildestBlings October 12, 2017

phantom gourmet

Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.

Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?

Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"

phantom gourmet by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008

phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

phantom gourmet by jfox May 2, 2006

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

semi-gourmet cook by Chef omega November 3, 2010

Balls gourmet 

When an alfa-male is having sexual intercourse with his female while her red velvet is in bloom and his sweaty balls are slapping her fany pack , creating an image similar to that , of a gourmet meatballs with tomato sauce.

We had aballs gourmet with my wife yesterday, we had to change the mattress today.

Balls gourmet by kur40 July 20, 2017