I bet you that everything that has ever walked on the property of Eckstien has given them permenant chills down their spine. Lets not even get started on the fact that about every single fucking girl is a thot and weve pretty much invented the thot knot. You'll realize that one your in the classroom your trapped in two different ways, first way is that theres no way to get out becuase you got fuckin Mrs. Poort standing at the door and if anyone gets up she'll call your mama and have em' come over and spank you and theres bars on the windows, and the other trapped is the terrible state of deppression thst your in becuase when you walk in your instantly hit with the sight of Ms. Nuasbaums saggy ass tits. Anyways... dont go its a terrible school :)

im going to Eckstein Middle School and it fucking sucks!

Eckstein Middle School by 8th Grade Faggot January 16, 2019

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Eckism

Acting or saying gay things in a joking manner, but in fact, the person that is saying them is actually gay.

Eck: Dont be straight, bro.
Smalls: Yo thats a straight Eckism..bro.

Eckism by Typical Smallz August 6, 2010

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Eckhoff

One not to be fucked with.

"Don't ever make an Eckhoff upset or you will get knocked out by a bitch in heels."

Eckhoff by stripperiffic September 8, 2011

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Eckstrom

A Swedish man, or a man of Swedish descent, who only engages in the roughest of sex which may cause his partner to pass out from the pain/pleasure of it.

Susan - So, hooked up with Craig last night?

Ally - Yep, the man was an Eckstrom, can't even remember what happened after the first five minutes.

Eckstrom by Derek_B October 25, 2009

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