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glock dookie 

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”

Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
(aka vagina) a moist, warm house for the penis.
get your doonie out
doonie by Booya Gumski June 16, 2004
yo, where them doobiez at ?
doobiez by boobie watcher brody December 6, 2010

Dookie Squirts 

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

Beat them doonies down 

To smash, to hit her from the back.
I took her to the back and beat them doonies down
Beat them doonies down by mcsexy February 19, 2021