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corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog 

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.
Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.
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Blame it on the dog 

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.
When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday 

An expression used to express a mistake being made
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it 

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element 

I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element
I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! 

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

Dog itch 

Something you find on the side of the road that someone has thrown out on the trash.
“Where did you get all that dog itch?”
“Did you not see that pile back there on Poplar Avenue?”
Dog itch by KimberKelsey December 31, 2018