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Control Disorder 

aka Psycotic Control Disorder not to be mixed up with Impulse Control Disorder.

The inane compulsion towards order. Whereby said disturbed individual is often paranoid and delusional. Unable to see the piteous attempts at order and control. Continues regardless of the inevitable outcome, in some kind of psycotic manifestation of the ego.
If we pass enough laws we can control the internet.
We need more cctv, so that i feel more in control.
Lets take everyones dna, then we will be in control.

These are examples of ideals that a person affected by control disorder would hold.

control panel cheese 

When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).
OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!

control your hole 

watch what you say or what comes out of your mouth. stop talking shit to or about someone.

telling a cashier to shut up in a nice way
"mary , please control your hole, no one here is talking to you.
control your hole by calm your tits November 17, 2014

control sex

Control sex, where the girl/boy takes control of the fucking. so the girl would tell the boy to get her to orgasm and he would do it.
I'm in high school and I'm still single, but my science partner, Sierra, and I have this thing. It's not dating, it's fucking better!

One day we were in class, she passed me a note and asked me to meet her outside of the boy's bathroom after class, so I did, when I got there Sierra was waiting. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into a stall. then she kissed me softly and I kissed her back, then things were in full swing, we were making out! we kissed hard, She pulled off my shirt, and I tore off her's. She teased off her bra and her boobs were bouncing against me, I grabbed her breasts and started sucking them madly, she unbuckled my belt and pulled down my pants, then she pulled down hers. I inserted my penis into her vagina and she moaned with pleasure, in and out, in and out, I cummed just as she hit orgasm, she let out a shill scream of joy and pleasure, then we were into control sex, she was in charge, It's just badasss SEXY when your girl tells you what to do. Ever since then we went to that same stall every day in between classes and I was now a taken man. We were in a relationship, we were IN LOVE. I was with the girl of my dreams, mmmmmmmmm.

control alt delete 

a computer term associated with slow computers as a reset system, slang: used as a phrase meaning undo, clear or erase.
"It was so embarrassing I wish I could just control alt delete the entire day!"

"If only the brain worked like a computer, I need to control alt delete two girls one cup from my memory!"

"I did NOT need to know that! oh GOD! control alt delete! control alt delete!"

Control alt delete 

What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.