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Critter shitter 

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!
Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter cage 

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.
GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.
Critter cage by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter food 

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.
This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!
Critter food by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

cluttercore

Cluttercore is the aesthetic creating complex piles of clutter, collected goods, or otherwise junk.
Girl: wow, great cluttercore apartment
Guy: thanks, I don't clean
cluttercore by College burnout December 17, 2021

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.
He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.
crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009