Imposter Candidate 

Kamala Harris

Creepy Joe is too retarded to run for President. We need an underserving, unqualified nitwit to run in his place that we can boss around. Yes! We need a an Imposter Candidate

Imposter Candidate by Dirty Harry 2 August 20, 2024

gubernatoryal candidate 

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.

By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.

gubernatoryal candidate by QuacksO August 26, 2024

Jumping Jack Candidate 

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

Jumping Jack Candidate by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018

The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep 

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep by VoteForRoniM September 25, 2020

The Best Candidate 

Me :)

YOU: "Who could possibly be The Best Candidate for this position (or similar positions available) that I need to fill!"

My resume slides into your inbox :)

The Best Candidate by Wally_Sloane August 21, 2024

dead end candidate 

1. A thing that prevents others from beating it by being too good, but cannot not evolve to get any better.

2. Whatever SFIA (famous youtuber) mean when he said that dinosaurs are a dead end candidate. (forgot which video he used the term)

Dinosaur hater: you always talk about wanting dinosaurs to survive the asteroid impact, but you forgot that they were a dead end candidate. Dinosaurs do not have precision control of their hands to make technology. And, dinosaurs eat the animals that do have precision control, such as early primates and other dinosaurs that had better hands.
Dinosaur lover: oh yeah, you always liked the soviet union, but they were also a dead end candidate, but for social progress. The soviet union oppressed freedoms by banning lgbt. The soviet union had many times the economical and military power compared to the USA. And, the soviet union cannot do social progress because all their citizens were blue-pilled and too busy enjoying their large purchasing power to notice the oppression.

dead end candidate by nanjolno January 22, 2025

Canidae 

Canidae is the scientific name for canine. Animals belonging to the family Canidae include wolves, foxes, jackals, coyotes and dogs.

Person 1: What does Canidae mean?
Person 2: Canine, basically dogs.

Canidae by FlushedToilet May 16, 2011